Engineers have a very particular sense of humor, one that most people just don't understand. Here are 10 of the best engineering jokes from across the web.
1. The Perfect Marriage
Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
2. Architects vs. Engineers
3. Definition of an Engineer
someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
See also wizard, magician
What Did the Force Say to the Distance?
We’re having a moment!
5. Engineering Student
6. Mechanical or Civil?
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
7. Engineers and Glasses
If you're an optimist, the glass Is half full. If you're a pessimist, it's half empty. If you're an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
8. Science vs. Engineering
9. Calculate the Volume
A mathematician, physicist, and engineer are all trying to find the volume of a yellow bouncy ball.
The mathematician gets his calipers out and measures the diameter, then evaluates the integral.
The physicist fetches a bowl of water, drops the ball in and measures the displacement.
The engineer strolls up with a book in hand, checks for a serial number and looks up the volume in his yellow bouncy ball table.
10. Engineering Flowchart